The Perfect Man, according to Hoyle

OK. I'm a guy writing about what women would consider a perfect date. Here goes:

A perfect man would :

1. Tall, dark, and handsome.
2. Have money.
3. Be clean.
4. Be polite.
5. Be sensual.
6. Be empathetic, and mean it. Just not too empathetic.
7. Be rugged.
8. Not be gay. ( Not that there's anything wrong with that--just speaking heterosexual date here.)
9. Have a good supply of testosterone.
10. Be nice to your mother.

No conflicts yet? Just wait until tomorrow.

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